yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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