oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
