Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
