is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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