i think my mom watched the whole time
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
