I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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