Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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