If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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