Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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