i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
operation have a gay friend backfired
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
