just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Come see our sink grown plant.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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