jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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