You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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