How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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