porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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