love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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