Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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