i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
