My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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