My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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