I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We're too hungover to prance.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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