: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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