I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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