i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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