she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Randomize
