Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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