dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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