If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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