Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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