My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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You. Win. At. Life.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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