I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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