I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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