you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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