That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
