you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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