You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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