I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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