Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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