I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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