Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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