dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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