? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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