Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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