you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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