hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
how drunk are you?
Several
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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