there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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