If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
