return my video game
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
