Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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