you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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