remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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