Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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