Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Boobs are out for the taking
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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