Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
That's intense
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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